My dad’s sixtieth birthday invitation said, “Black tie only—dress properly or don’t come.” Then Mom called and whispered,

 “Your sister’s boyfriend is a senator’s son. We can’t have you embarrassing us.” My dad’s sixtieth birthday invitation said, “Black tie only—dress properly or don’t come.” Then Mom called and …

My dad’s sixtieth birthday invitation said, “Black tie only—dress properly or don’t come.” Then Mom called and whispered, Read More

My dad’s sixtieth birthday invitation said, “Black tie only—dress properly or don’t come.” Then Mom called and whispered,

 “Your sister’s boyfriend is a senator’s son. We can’t have you embarrassing us.” My dad’s sixtieth birthday invitation said, “Black tie only—dress properly or don’t come.” Then Mom called and …

My dad’s sixtieth birthday invitation said, “Black tie only—dress properly or don’t come.” Then Mom called and whispered, Read More